In way too many of these we try to make ourselves sound perfect, so I’m going to start by keeping it real with you.

Married, 28, mom to humans and dogs. I bring my A-game to everything that I do. I’m overly competitive, have 0 filter, and I wear my heart on my sleeve. I don’t hate my life in any way shape or form. Being honest, I probably should have put more effort into my marriage post-kids but lack of sleep and trying to survive tends to do that to you.

I want something real. Someone who I can confide in, lust over, and laugh with. Let’s talk about anything and everything. Let’s catch feelings, knowing neither of us is leaving the lives we’ve built for each other.

Now, a little about me: I love sports- on any given night, you can probably find me yelling at my TV because of it. I love to cook; my love language is, quite honestly, feeding other people. I love to travel and immerse myself in new cultures. I'm also a typical woman who loves shopping and reality TV; I also spend way too much money at Target on any given day. Physically, I'm Latina- I have curves in all the right places, and I'm still working on getting back to my pre-baby body.

Your turn. Be honest with me. Tell me about you, the green flags, the red flags, and maybe even the beige flags. All I ask is that you’re handsome (be confident enough in yourself to admit it), a good conversationalist, and in the same season of life as I am (kids, a job you enjoy, hobbies that keep you sane)

No, I don’t want to join your group or server or whatever they are. No I don’t want to play around on Snapchat. No I’m not going to reply to a simple “hi”.

If you’re looking for someone honest, someone real, and something that could be a lot of fun - shoot me a message. Let’s make some fun mistakes together. If you read this and think we can be a good fit, tell me your favorite sports memory. I can’t wait to meet you!