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Ok so first I was going to say āa unicornā but it looked weird. So then I considered āan unicornā which also seems wrong. So. Here we are. Wanna be my unicorn while I overthink life?
Me - I work in healthcare and itās fucking traumatizing. Iām a little dark, but really funny. I have a whole herd of children. My thighs touch. My boobs arenāt what they once wereā¦. But the ass isnāt half bad. My husband hasnāt noticed me since 2017 but I do still get hit on from time to time.
You - 35-45. Iād like you to also have seen some shit. Have some stories. Ideally a whole ass personality. I donāt need 24/7 availability but Iām not super into being shelved outside of 9-5. You probably should also have at least one demon spawn so we can commiserate. Probably be at least a little educated. Being willing to talk in my ear while I power through adulting is a super plus.
It might take me awhile to sift through the dicks but if you catch my eye Iāll get there eventually.
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