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38 [M4F] An Acidic Post to Sell Myself—Like a Used but Sweet Old chair
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Hour_Buy_9275 is a male age 38 looking for a female
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Hi all,
I am here again, in this frustrating quest of looking for my e-soulmate.
I could start writing all the BS that dudes who only want nudes write, like the fireworks, the butterflies, and more crap. In the real world, nothing works like that, so I’d say let’s keep it realistic.

We talk, we enjoy the time together, we feel attraction for each other, and we let time do its magic. Sounds reasonable, right?

So, a bit about me:
I am probably the sweetest guy you will ever meet. I am caring, and I am a terrific listener. I am quite smart (although being smarter than the average Redditor is not a huge accomplishment), and even when I sound like an asshole, it’s all marketing to get your attention—I am super sweet.

I don’t look bad, but women here have crazy expectations... you know, supply and demand. A 6 becomes an 11, so when they see you, you are not their type. Well, sorry for not being Henry Cavill; I’ll do better in my next reincarnation, I promise!

Now, being serious for a bit: I am 6'0", not that far away from HWP (I used to work out a lot, but damn, Christmas ruined it), I have no tattoos, and nothing remotely similar to a beard.

I can be quite philosophical sometimes. You can chat with me about anything—from your celebrity gossip (I would have to Google them, though) to what you think about string theory (bonus points if you have a PhD in physics... kidding... or not?).

About you:
There is something forgotten around here, and it’s the art of conversation. Open questions? At least pretending to be interested in what I say? I would love that!

This is a two-way effort, and even though I know I am going to do my best, I am looking for someone who does the same!

Now, let’s talk about looks. Honestly, the way to get to my heart is not through the eyes, but damn, it helps. Now, as I stated before, neither you nor I are a ten, so if you’re pretty, just keep your feet on the ground. If you’re not that pretty (although all humans are beautiful, right?), make that personality shine, baby.

OK, if you’ve reached this point (what the hell is wrong with you??), hit me up—we might have fun talking together. If not... well, good luck!

Edit: I forgot! EST - 5 hours. - 10 years of gap

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a male
Age
38
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a female
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