Now, i know what you're thinking, that im some sort of eco warrior, and that im from the new group of activists 'just stop (reposting the same thing)', im not, it's just that i was going through my previous ads, and thought i would get rid of some, but instead of them going to some landfill site for the next generation to sort out, i decided to recycle a couple, spliced a few together, removed some bits (saved them for another time), added a couple of new things, you know, just tarted it up a little.

I know from previous experiences what works best for me, so please be from the UK, and please be around my age or older (us mature folk need love too).

I'm looking for a good woman who sees herself as confident and witty, a little bit sassy, who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to take it. She's her own person, free spirited with a dark sense of humour and who isn't afraid to say what's on her mind. The mental attraction is priority, because this is online, but the physical attraction, no matter how you look at it, is still rather important, so if you'd call yourself the mum next door, or plain Jane with an average body, mum bod, or curvaceous then you'd most probably turn my head.

I see myself as a gentleman with a naughty streak, yes im polite and courteous, i have manners, i say strange words like 'please' and 'thank you'. I'm easy to get on with and down to earth, i consider myself to be witty but my daughter will tell you otherwise, with her disconcerning eye roll. I'm inquisitive by nature and love a good conversation which flows way into the night (yes, im a night owl and an early riser, 6 hours is plenty of sleep for me, 7 hours is a lie in). I'm an active man, my job requires me to be on my feet pretty much all day (never have i had the opportunity to work from home), and i really enjoy it. I sometimes workout (at home), not as often as I should admittedly but i have a high metabolism, im 5'11, which i have been told is 'Reddit tall', a full head of hair, and a short salt and pepper beard.

Think, pillow forts, warm cosy feelings, sharing recipes, affection, silly selfies, deep conversations, flirtatiousness banter, secret smiles, belly aching laugh out loud moments, teasing, effortlessly getting to know each other, and you might get the gist of what i am hoping to build with you.