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During my time in this seedy little underbelly of Reddit, I have noticed that most people around here are flakier than a head of hair that hasn't been shampooed in a month. Of all the adjectives I could use to describe who I am or the person I am looking for, I think the most applicable would be "genuine." I was going to say honest, but then I realized where I was posting and figured that might not be the best word. So genuine is what I came up with, and since I am writing the ad and you are reading it, that'll have to work.
To play in this sandbox, you must have a unique ability to compartmentalize better than the average person. It's also helpful to have some semblance of emotional intelligence. The latter waived bye-bye to some on this sub long ago.
Let's move on to the good stuff with that diatribe out of the way. I want to laugh, and I want to make you laugh harder. I want to have absurd conversations about serious things and serious conversations about absurd things. I want to take the time to discover what makes you tick, what motivates you, and what terrifies you. I want to find out what pushes your buttons (in a good way) and needle those buttons into oblivion. I want you to have personality, confidence, and intelligence. Those who are milquetoast need not apply. I want you to be generally happy but know you have an ear to bend when life gets crazy. I am searching for the elusive person to add something to my life and not be a vortex of woe; in turn, I would like to be the same for you.
Looks wise, when advancing to the dreaded picture exchange, I've been called handsome; obviously, your mileage may vary.
I am picky, you should be too, we can't be all things to all people!
I know the difference between there, their and they're. Also, your and you're. I even know the proper way to pronounce GIF.
I am not looking to change....blah blah blah, not into hiking.
I have the time and mental bandwidth to make this work with the right person; come find me.
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