I know I know I know I’m crazy for thinking that I can hit the Reddit lotto again, but in all honesty I know how possible it is. The right man, at the right time time, just needs to land on my post while letting himself be charmed by all of my magic, obviously.

So what do you need to know about me? I’m a cute AF mom of a few littles, married, and about as fun as fun can get. I miss having a secret,safe,(sometimes sexy,once we get there, keep it in ya pants) bubble with someone that craves me as much as I do them. I’m successful in business, I’m curvy, but I keep it in check with the gym, and being silly/playful/sarcastic is my favorite way of flirting.

I mean really what more could you ask for?!😂 So what do I need from you? A bestie with benefits. Someone I can just click with all day. Confidence is hot. Making me laugh until tears is a major turn on. I hate small talk. I want the deep convos. I wanna know all the things, opsec friendly of course. I’m a girly girl, I CANT.. big emphasis on CANT..really relate to nerdy things,( I could fck up some HTML on MySpace though), hiking ain’t for me, and I’m okay with moving to telegram if we click.

What I’m NOT looking for is someone strictly looking to get off, someone who jumps straight into sexting, someone who replies with one word responses. Low effort gives me the biggest ick.

Please be from US and between the ages of 25-45.

Come dazzle me boys 😜