Good morning, my Reddit cheaties! Come in, come in! As you enter, coat check is to your left, and as a welcome cocktail please enjoy a riff on a Paloma featuring champagne in place of sparkling water 🥂 You all look the very personification of elegance.

I know that it’s morning. Just imagine with me. 🙄

A string quartet plays a classical adaptation of Ohio Is For Lovers

If you lack the imagination to hear that in your head, we probably aren’t a match BUT look up Vitamin String Quartet on Spotify before you go, and a gift bag awaits you at coat check on your way out.

ABOUT YOUR HOST || LuciteDreaming is a passionate successful professional residing in US Eastern time. He is a father, husband, traveler, voracious proficient reader, avid gymgoer (and it shows 😉) and lover of language despite only speaking the one. His polished handsomeness belies both his chronological age and the tattoos that might only be partially glimpsed on a warm day. He awakens each morning thankful to still have all his hair and be slightly above average height.

THE PREFERRED GUEST is a young woman not unlike her host in many respects; sharing his love of fitness (and it shows), knowing what the fuck she is about, residing in US Eastern or Central time, and married, but not miserably so. Exceedingly pretty and, age being but a number, to look at her one would guess her no older than early thirties. Special consideration given to a fair complexion, light eyes, and light hair. Here for the big feels, and she would not be content for this to remain “online only.”

I promise, this shtick isn’t always on. Let’s sync our manic episodes and make this a highly multimedia experience, ok? Lots of pictures, voice and video notes, memes, Spotify links, calls. All of it.

Thank you for coming, and please, stay for as long as you like🍸