The days are long, the weather is cold, and we are all tired of being ghosted. I want to fill my day chatting with you about silly stuff, flirting with your unapologetically, and celebrating your little daily victories you feel are too minor to share. I'm not looking for instant sexual chatter but it'll happen when it happens. I want to build a real connection with you and smile in anticipation of your next notification.

Info for the mods: Yes, I'm married and will remain that way.

About me: 30, male, 6'3". Health care professional. Love rock climbing, cooking, chatting with new people.

About you: female, not an OF ad (if you have one, rock it! But I don't want to join it.) Ages 25ish - 40ish. The most important feature of attraction to me is ease of conversation and personality. My back is tired from trying to carry relationships in real life, I'm not interested in having to carry them alone here too. I'm healthy and want you to have a healthy life, whatever that means to you. Not scared of some curves.

Let me know the one of the worst opening lines someone has sent to you and lets have a good laugh to get started.