I literally don't.

Here's the short version I'm 39, married for 20 years this year, my husband's existence gives me the ick.

I am reclaiming myself, my well being and my mental health, and while I'm doing that I think it'd be fun to have a man in my life who's in it for a good time. I like toxic men, and i love red flags. Self aware of those red flags is even better.

My situation is gonna change sooner or later. I don't care if yours does or doesn't. But I'm heading into my "me" era, which means I'm waving red flags proudly.

🚩 I want attention. Don't dm me if you're gonna be all like "my wife is around" or "i can only talk while I'm at work." 🚩 I can be fucking mean so if you send me some dumb shit, expect to get called. 🚩 I love dark romance. Less-than-wholesome book boyfriends, yes please. 🚩 I know how to be a great bike backpack 🚩 I am very picky about the men I get involved with 🚩 I regularly lose my voice over football 🚩 pic exchange will happen very early.

I'm average height, thicker than i like to be (so dont bug me if you have an issue with a girl whos got a little something extra to hold onto), and an average looking woman who rocks jeans and boots more than skirts and heels. In fact, I cant remember the last time I did the heels thing. I've got red hair and blue eyes.

I prefer white guys, mid30s to early 40s, who are reasonably fit. You don't need to be absolutely ripped but I'm not into overweight guys. You should also have a discernable personality that proves you've touched both women and grass recently.

So if this sounds like a time, tell me what your REAL red flags are. Not some cutesy "I'm a hopeless romantic" or "i just want someone to love". Give me the dark shit.

Let's fuckin go. 🍻