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For a limited time I’m off loading a very popular model. I’ve got a 42-year-old handsome, in shape, married male that would make a great addition for the right owner. Sturdy build with a few dings in the finish - basic wear and tear from years of use. But let’s call that character and lessons learned.
Features include: -Fully functional sense of humor, with occasional self-deprecation for added charm. -Original parts! Although the energy settings are now optimized for battling existential dread while staring into the void. -Built-in conversational skills, perfect for flirty banter, witty exchanges, and the occasional deep dive into our mutual obsession of the moment.
Condition: Gently used but well-maintained. Handsome. Sexy, even. Regularly dusted off for social occasions, with a timeless appeal that’s aging like wine, not milk. A bit of creaking when getting up too fast, but nothing that can’t be worked out.
Seeking: A confident, captivating woman with a similar vintage and plenty of spark left. Must appreciate banter, mischief, and the thrill of a connection that feels as spontaneous as it does secret.
This isn’t about refurbishing—just finding the perfect complement to brighten up the drab. Something discreet, dependable, and surprisingly entertaining.
If you’re ready to take this classic model for a spin, inquire within a chat request or DM. Assembly not required.
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