Hello fellow lurker
I am on my quest to find my best next friend, someone with a killer smile, killer humor sense and easy on the eyes (yeah, I am that superficial, I suck).
If you happen to be looking for a gentleman that is sweet, caring, never ghosted anybody (well, I did when I was 21, but that girl was crazy) and wants to build from genuine friendship, search no more.

Now lets address a few elephants in the room

1) Lots of ladies are here for the slow burn and they do absolutely the opposite in telegram. The chemistry to reach that is 1/1000000, let's not push it and let things flow. No pressure, no expectations.

2) Low effort messages... Men are not the only one who do that, do you know how many times I rewrote this? dedicate at least 30 seconds to reply!

3) Say hi and never reply again, even with really long introduction messages... Like, really? I would be stressed to reply and leave it there

4) The most important. I might not be your type, I get that a few times around here. I am 6.0, almost HWP (I could lose a few pounds, but nothing really bad), I work out regularly, I have pale skin, dark hair and I look like early 30s maximum. With that being said, I have been told I am cute but not my type, so write me under your own risk!

5) Snapchat is for scammers and not even the owners of the company uses it anymore. Please be a telegram user

And last but not least... I am in EST USA, so if you are - 5 hours and you are - 10 years around my age, hit me up!

If you are still here (wow, you really ignored all the red flags), tell me whats your favorite animal and why is the cat of course

Update: I already got low effort messages 😂