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That's right I could be that new addiction. Limited time offer. 0 dollars down low monthly payment of attention and snacks
You could be the owner of your very own tall, handsome, tattooed elder emo. A limited amount where built in the late 1980s and though this one has some mileage and a little emotional baggage, it's loyal and loves to cuddle. Patience not included. I am a protector by far. My Dom personality wants to make sure you are taken care of and loved at all hours of the day. I sadly have been lonley lately and needing a lover.
WARNING: PERSONALITY MAY BECOME ADDICTING RESULTING IN CONSTANT HANDLING OF YOUR PHONE, CHECKING MESSAGES. A SIDE EFFECT OF OWNING ME IS FEELING HAPPY AND NEEDED.
This is a limited time offer and will be first come first served. Only 1 left in stock. I want to find someone who is loving, charming, confident, nerdy, alternative, talkative, and a free thinking woman. This is the type of woman I would thrive with.
Contact me now and I could be yours!
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