I’d prefer you stay in your wife custody so let’s refrain from being overly presumptuous…

I’m in a long term relationship and looking to connect with someone between the age of 25 - 45 online (not interested in person meet ups).

I’m attractive, petite and I enjoy maintaining my physique by staying active. I’d like my counterpart to value their health and it shows. No dad bods and beer guts are not a variety of interests to me despite their growing popularity.

I do not have kids and I connect best with other childless people as our schedules more often align. In addition to someone health conscious I’d like to indulge in a connection with someone attractive, articulate and funny (I’ve reach capacity for dad jokes).

As I’m sure you can tell by now - I know what I want and what I don’t. I don’t take kindly to people I feel are wasting my time with low effort but don’t feel like every message needs to be a novel. What’s most important to me is natural flow and chemistry but I won’t lie - physical attraction is also something that can get my attention until we develop that rapport.

I get along best with men who don’t mind someone a bit more direct and sassy. Please don’t reach out if you’re just trying to find someone docile to stroke your ego.

Who knows if you’ve read this far so if you’re interested in my hobbies - ask, but talking about work isn’t a pathway id prefer to take to get to know someone or have them get to know me.

I want someone who is able to shift seamlessly between playful banter and cultivating desire to the point I begin to resemble an ipad kid endlessly staring at their phone. A masculine presence, someone who is confident in their skin and doesn’t feel the need to perform. Can you match my energy? Can you get me to “lean in”?

Use AI if you have to just make the initial message compelling. If you reach out with one of those “heyyy” because you don’t want to make effort until you’re sure I’ll reply- I won’t. Time to try a different strategy if the one you’re using isn’t getting you the outcomes you want.

People always ask why I haven’t found someone yet - another presumption. I have found several and then in their time they come to an end as should be expected here. If you came here looking forever I have to question your logic.

Hope you all can find a connection that helps invigorate you.