This isn't my first time posting but I'd love for it to be the last. So many conversations have sparked, caught fire, and fizzled quickly. In my experience no one has wanted to fan the flame. It's almost like if there isn't immediate gratification then the effort is lost. Well fuck that.

I know there's someone out there who genuinely wants to build a relationship that really wants to talk and get to know one another. Someone who appreciates the art of flirting but understands the need for communication and connection. Am I asking too much here?

I believe I'm an attractive guy. I'm not perfect. I enjoy tacos. But if you want a tall bear of a man that can cuddle harder than anyone you know then that's what you get here! You can play with the hair on my head and my face. 2 for one special right there.

I also rock those witchy nerdy vibes. I enjoy gaming and reading. Anything with deep lore is sure to catch my attention. I also enjoy sass and attitude. You want to be sexy? Be confident in who you are. There's nothing sexier than a woman who owns who she is with no shame.

I like to be silly and a smartass so be warned if that's not your cup o' tea. Life's too damn short otherwise. Trust me. I died once. True story. 4 out of 10 do not recommend.

Let's just vibe and banter our way into something that hopefully blind sides us both like a car crash. I want that moment where I realize I can't put my phone down because I'm constently looking for you.

I like to swap pics early because if I'm not your version of tall dark and handsome why would I want to waste your time. But if I am, I'll waste all your time that I can and kill your phone battery. Promise.

Let's find out which one it will be.