Let me guess a glass of red? Maybe it’s been a long day and you’re wanting a shot of tequila? Or you throw me a curveball and order an IPA or whiskey just like me. Whatever your vice is I’m asking you to pull up your virtual stool and get lost in some good conversation with me. I’ll make you a deal… if you like what I have to say and you think we’d hit it off then bare minimum all you have to do is send me a hi and have good conversation skills, after all if we were meeting in the wild I wouldn’t have a manual on you but I’ll still give one on me cause I know the options are unlimited and I want to make this worth your time. I’m married, dad of 2, in the south. Blue collar business owner, white, 6’8 (the weather is great), lots of tattoos, full head of hair, beard, all my teeth, workout 4/5 times a week, big arms and bigger shoulders. Smart ass, love to joke, big fan of music and movies, I love to cook and take showers that are way too hot. I’ll always do my best to keep the conversation flowing just bare with the adhd that it might be 4 random questions or topics all at once.

What I’m looking for… everything. I want a girlfriend. I want the secret sharing, knowing each other like the back of our hands, phone calls, “I’m thinking of you” texts, laughs, rants, jokes. I’m a dominant man who loves to please and love the sexual side of all of this. I consider myself a great flirt and will absolutely put it to the test, but just like you I’m looking for something more to it than just that.

Moms are preferred but not a must! Banter banter banter!! I can’t say it enough but that is my biggest want. Be playful, flirty, have an attitude, crack jokes. We’re wanting an escape and I want it to feel like that. Staying fit and in shape is a huge passion of mine and would love someone who feels the same way. I’ll be waiting, send me your drink order so we can get to it.