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It's good form to lead with a pickup line, right? At the very least, it gives you a sense of my humor. And hey, I'm not above a cliffhanger of a question to get you into my DMs or chats if it intrigues you!!
Anyway, happy birthday to me. Coming up on my 34th, and wanting someone interesting with whom I can celebrate. Well, specifically, I'm wanting someone clever, flirty, playful, delightful, AND interesting. And I'm all of those things too, obviously - or at least, you'll think so! Looks wise, I'm 6'0, blond, nerdy DILF. You know the type. The guy in glasses that spent his teenage years getting bullied or ignored and his twenties growing in confidence, until all of a sudden now in his thirties he somehow came out of the pandemic with a massive glow-up but is still genuinely kind? Weird.
Basically, I want to share with someone what is missing in both our marriages. The playfulness, the desire, the flirtatious banter. Feeling like a damn hot human again and feeling like I'm INTO a damn hot human again. You and I both know that it's not that much to ask....and yet we both have so much to give to each other. Let's do it. Take the step, take the plunge, and take a guess as to the answer to my question. Come say hi!
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