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I’m a mom, highly educated, business executive and all but invisible within my marriage. You’d never be able to tell by our Christmas card and matching pajamas though.
I’ve been down this road before and know what it takes to make it work (and the red flags to run from). I love the GM/GN texts, pics, calls- all of it. I’m not afraid of the falls or the feels. I need the fun, the connection, the spiciness.
With the blonde hair, blue eye combo- my sarcasm, quick wit and dark humor will reel you in. I’m into sports, being outdoors in any capacity, music and a well executed charcuterie board. I love to read and finding new things to do. Coffee and TikToks (hold the judgment Steven) are certifiable love languages. I will complain about the 47382 kid events I rush to, the snacks I have to lug around and hosting chaotic sleepovers BUT I secretly love it.
Now comes the part about YOU. I want someone funny- so funny I laugh out loud in those mindless meetings. An involved dad. Easy on the eyes, intelligent, having the brain capacity to send more than ‘lemme see your tits’ or ‘wyd’. Successful in your career. I’m not interested in being your therapist or mommy. ICK. EST preferred- a girl needs her beauty sleep. 36 age range PLEASE. Being a cougar isn’t on my ‘25 bucket list. I lean more towards the taller, bearded, tatted married/LTR guys.
Happy Monday 🙃
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