Were you raised on AIM, Red Shoe Diaries, and Bloodhound Gang lyrics? If so, I think we’ll get along just fine.

I’m looking for the right person to create a secret bright spot with. Someone to vent, imagine, and fantasize alongside. Ever since work went hybrid, I’ve found myself with an excess of time, emotional availability, and thoughts to explore. Not looking to jump right into the deep end, I’m one of those weirdos who needs a real connection and a believable premise. This shouldn’t need to be said, but discretion and mutual respect is a must.

I’m 45, married, no kids, with a job that I love, and a preponderance of hobbies and side gigs that keeps life interesting, though not as exciting as I’d like. If you’re in or near the NY Hudson Valley area, things could get even more exciting. This should be on top of our pretty good lives, not looking to change or replace a thing, other than some boring downtime during the day. 

I’m 6’3”, 260lbs, in pretty good shape (hiking and core exercises), got a nice lil’ beard going on. I’ve heard Sal from Impractical Jokers. Not my favorite show, but I get the comparison. I’m *very* into the nobody-would-expect-it mom-next-door image. Hopefully you have similar availability, randomly thoroughly the day, with a little window in the evening (10pm) before bed to put some thoughts into each other's heads. I’m willing to stay up late once in a while, but I can’t function on 3 hours of sleep like I used to. 

I have my doubts that people read much of these things, so I’ll save the details for our chat, but I’m really hoping the right person is out there and ready to take that step.