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45 [M4F] Hopeful romantic looking for a partner in crime #HST
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parentheticalromance is a male age 45 looking for a female in HST
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Probably not actual crime, but I don't want to rule anything out. We are after all, well versed in OPSEC and deception.

About you: Honestly - surprise me. I exited my first marriage swearing that I'd never get married again. Then I met my current wife almost immediately. By and large getting married again has been a great thing for me, so who am I to predict what you should be? Regardless of checking boxes on a fast-food order style wish list, if it works it works. If it doesn't, it doesn't.

Aversion to wish lists aside, you'll probably want to know a bit about me before taking the plunge:

  • As the title would suggest, I was born in the 1970s, but not by much.
  • I am both tall (6'4") and a big ass dude. I look fantastic at 235 and currently weigh about 265. I paddle canoe to stay in shape and eat musubi to stay out of it.
  • I have short (mostly) dark brown hair. I have a neatly trimmed (mostly) beard that's grown much lighter over the years than when it started.
  • I will look forward to chatting with you daily and probably struggle to make a good choice to put the phone down at a reasonable hour at night. If you don't like to chat a bunch, I'm probably not your guy.
  • I'm really good at Jeopardy, but I will not remember where my keys are if I don't consistently put them in the same place. Turns out my keys were in my hoodie pocket, but I had taken it off when it got warm.
  • I have two teenage kids that are pretty darned awesome.
  • I have a pretty great wife that I have no intention of leaving.

Hopefully that was enough of a teaser to elicit some follow up questions. 🤞

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