I’ve always known exactly what I wanted and I’ve never been afraid to ask or go after it so here I am.

It’s important for you to know what you’re getting yourself into so I’ll tell you a bit about myself: I am a married and a mother. I am fairly successful in my career and most days, I genuinely love what I do. If you were to ask the people who are closest to me, I think they would describe me as someone with a big heart, strong willed and a lot of fun. I’m definitely an introvert/extrovert. You can dress me up and I’ll be able to work any room but I also really love cozy nights at home watching a moving and getting a little stoned. I love music and reading and watching movies.

As for the spicy stuff: I am very kink friendly and I’ve realized I’m more switchy than I ever thought so I liked to keep that balance in an online affair. I’m not in a dead bedroom so I get that might be hard if you are so think about that before messaging me. I’m a big flirt and don’t shy away from talking about sex but get creative with it-don’t just send me a dick pic and expect response from me. Let’s have fun, don’t bore me with the your approach to all the spicy chats!

Now here is what I’m looking for: I would prefer if you are older than 40. Extra bonus points for salt and peppery hair. Glasses? Message me immediately. I don’t have a body type preference but mutual attraction is important to me. Please be able to keep up and hold my attention in conversation. One word responses are not hot. Please be a dad-you don’t have to have littles like me but I need someone who can empathize with this stage in life. A man who can make me laugh will always make me wet. Even with some dark humor. Also, if you’re a fascist and voted for Trump, please keep it moving. Don’t message me and trust me, I can figure it out pretty quickly.

I’m scared to press post but here we go!