So how to describe myself without making it too obvious to someone who might know me?

It would be interesting to know if that has happened to anyone on here!

I'm 6'4, like to play sports so I can eat what I want and stay somewhat slim, I'm married with no kids, not in a fully dead bedroom situation, but not far off, but I'm not here for partner bashing.

I'm looking for a woman who looks after herself and can hold a conversation, I'm very chatty with a fair amount of free time. I want to keep it online for the time being, and want to feel that intense, almost obsession for each other, eagerly awaiting the next message. Sexting should come naturally and not be forced, but I do think attraction is important and would like to exchange pictures early.

A good sense of humour is important too, I'm witty and sarcastic and would prefer someone who is capable of taking a joke, as well as giving a bit back, I like to take the mick out of someone and tend to make a joke about most things and I don't take life too seriously.

I'm happy with any age, with a preference to women in the UK/EU, I've tried other time zones before and find it tends to fizzle out after a few days.