Okay, now that ovulation week is over and we're acting like a normal human being again 😅

Hiiiii! Let me start with my usual opening ~ Fuck a healthy relationship. I've never had one, they sound boring. Give me that wild, toxic, uncontrollable love.

**before you go any further, I dont reply to low effort messages. Give me more than a single sentence, no copy pastas and show me you read this.**

And yes, I will remove this when theres 200 of yall in my dms and post again when I find nothing of quality.

I'm that bitch who will demand your attention. If you're going to be all like "uhh I can't talk, my wife is right there" - you're not toxic, move along. I. Want. Toxic.

Here's the thing. I want the emotions. I want an illicit, intense affair where we put in the work to get every moment with one another. Late nights, snuck phone calls, your name constantly at the top of the list in my telegram and the names when I hit "share" on anything.

I want that "illegal" kind of love. And yes, I want the love part.

Random things about me ~ Music lover with over 60000 minutes clocked on Spotify ~ concert lover ~ very loud football fan ~ a practicing pagan ~ an outdoors kinda girl ~ animal lover ~ lover of all things unhinged and disturbing ~ emotionally immature as fuck ~ frequent therapy goer ~ allergic to drama ~ sarcastic, dark sense of humour ~ low tolerance for bullshit

I'm 5'5, mid-sized, red hair, blue eyes, pale skin, no tattoos or piercings. Married 5 years, together 20.

You should be ~ ●White, in your 30s or early 40s. Seriously. E.A.R.L.Y 4.0.S. ○ An outdoors kinda guy. ● At least kinda fit. I'm sorry, I'm just not into heavy guys. And I'm 39. I've got book boyfriend fantasies that need tending to. ○Someone who's touched women AND grass before. I need a guy who's got some game. ●Someone who wants more than just sex. I will vacate the chat pretty efficiently if you give me the ick. ○We're gonna trade pics pretty quick and telegram is the app of choice if the vibe goes.

Sounds like a vibe? Let's see what's up. Tell me what we'd be doing if we were hanging out in person.