It's literally just a reference to the nursery rhyme. It's doubly funny when I tell you that I'm sober. That's probably why I didn't realize the connotation when I created the thing.

Anyway, here are some basics. I'm 39, married, of course, and I have no children, but I do have a niece that I'm quite fond of. I live in the western half of the US. I have a very serious and important career (with a tinge of sarcasm.) I love the show Supernatural, and my least favorite D&D class is Monk. Above all else, I appreciate intelligence, curiosity, creativity, and critical thinking skills. If someone asks you why, and you think an acceptable answer is "That's the way we've always done it." I guarantee we're not a match.

Physically, I'm what the fashion industry would call "midsized" which is a PC way of saying I'm bigger than HWP, but not big enough to need to shop in special stores. I have dyed black hair, a healthy amount of time in a tattoo chair, and I wear a lot of black. Though my wardrobe is extremely casual, so I'm kind of like... Alt-adjacent until I want to be cute, then... look out!

You are a handsome man between 40-55, in North America whose schedule actually allows for this. You're smart as fuck, you understand the importance of matching energy, and you are adept at talking about concepts and prefer that over talking about the tangible or concrete. (Answering "What are your weekend plans?" gets really boring after a while. Let's talk about whether or not this is all a simulation instead.) We have a greater chance of hitting it off if you're a member of the body mod community, play ttrpgs, and/or frequently fall into YouTube rabbit holes.

Physical attraction is important, so let's exchange pics early and go from there. To give you an idea of what I generally find attractive, I'll just say a relatively HWP goth/alt man with a not-too-grungy appearance, but that's just an ideal.

Alright. Let's go. If we hit it off, we can move to telegram.