So how to describe myself without making it too obvious to someone who might know me? Would be interesting to know if that has happened to anyone on here!

But anyway, I'm 6'4, play sports so I can eat what I want and stay slim, I'm married with no kids, not in a fully dead bedroom situation, but not far off.

I'm looking for a woman who looks after herself and can hold a conversation. I want to keep it online for the time being and I'm looking to add something to my life, not replace what's already there. I want to feel that intense, almost obsession with each other, eagerly awaiting the next opportunity to check our phones in the hopes of the next message coming through.

I'm witty and sarcastic and would prefer someone who is capable of taking a joke, as well as giving a bit back, I like to take the mick out of someone and tend to make a joke about most things.

I'm down for the sexy side of this too, but finds that it burns out quickly if that's all it's about, so will also be looking for daily chats and check ins, talking about anything and everything, ranting about work and that annoying colleague. Not here for partner bashing though.

I'm happy with any age, with a preference to women in the UK/EU, I've tried other time zones before and find it tends to fizzle out after a few days.