That’s basically what this is.. right? Either a resume or a sales pitch. I’d rather be a prime day deal than apply for an opening.

Things I’ll bring to the table if you take the chance: I enjoy talking and meeting new people. So regardless of how it goes the conversation won’t be compared to a dentist appointment.

I like to laugh and joke around, making you laugh early on will be high up on my priorities.

I feel I’m a confident guy and have some idea of what I’m looking for here.

Will also make song recommendations and listen to yours.

Am good with an early pic swap as this is an affairs page. I don’t know , to say mutual attraction isn’t important seems weird to me on this platform. Maybe I’m just shallow but either way you can be shallow too.

Now that I have your attention. Here’s what I won’t be bringing to the table if you decide to bite.

Any weird fetishes. If you have to ask what’s weird then you haven’t been on here long enough. Anyway

Unsolicited pics . Like I said I want to swap pics sooner than later but when everyone agrees and is comfortable. Though I’m proud of the fact I don’t have a dad bod or wear crocs. I tend to read the room before sending a cringe type shirtless mirror pic. Strictly for gym progress reasons obviously.

Also not gonna fall in love or become overly obsesses because you’re a woman or an attractive woman. I would genuinely like to just meet someone talk and see what happens. Completely understand you have a life and will respect that . obviously our schedules do have to mesh for this to work but we’ll find that out if we make it past the initial meeting.

Not gonna be mad if you decide on I’m not the right fit and expect the same kind of respect from you . I mean we’re all playing the lottery here .

So if you made it this far you probably won’t to know about me and what I’m looking for. Me Feel like a bring a pretty nice smile, build and pleasant physical appearance to this. I’m more of an outdoors type person and prefer to stay active. As you may remember I’m an extrovert. Let’s do the about me when we talk .

What I’m looking for? An online affair… whew that was easy. No i don’t like Reddit chat. Sure do like phone calls, vid messages and pics of your day(if we make it that far and it’s possible) Seriously lets just talk have a little fun with it and see if we feel that spark.