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I'm looking for someone over thirty-five, married with kids, living in separate rooms, starved for connection and intimacy. Someone emotionally intelligent, self-aware, effectively done with her partner but lacking an option to leave.
An art-lover, on this I cannot be flexible.
I want to listen to your sad-girl playlist. I want to rub brains with you. I want to hear about your latest fixation.
I want to go on-and-on about mine.
I want to go on virtual movie dates (I've an entire catalog of bad movies to make you watch), and be a two person book club.
I'm a big, burly, broad-shouldered, bald, bearded, bespectacled, blaspheming, bi-curious-curious bibliophile. A story-teller, illustrator, game-maker, inconsistent hyphenator, champion-of-the-serial-comma, and night owl. Iām progressive, pro-choice, anti-fascist, and sex-positive. I'm left of Bernie, and an ex-cultist. An avuncular curmudgeon, hopeless romantic, jaded cynic.
And so you can Venn diagram where our loves overlap here are mine: science, science-fiction, stupid jokes, puns and portmanteaus, world building, word-smithery, dungeon-mastering, sketch-booking, stoners, smokers, hippies, explicitly expressed consent, tattoos, piercings, apostacy, stale coffee in diners at two in the morning, reading, freshly printed book ink, laughing at terrible movies, geeking out over great ones, taking TV shows way too seriously, and foreplay for its own sake.
We'll know it's working when the conversation is self-perpetuating, an irresistible impulse.
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