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42 [M4F] Please DON'T be fluent in sarcasm.
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Barefoot_Wisteria is a male age 42 looking for a female
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I'm tired of reading ads that proudly proclaim "Sarcasm is my love language!" or "I can take a joke; you should be able to also!" Dark humor is fine sometimes. When you're punching up. But not poking fun at your friend. Your partner. One who holds your heart.

I work hard to keep my heart soft. So I can let love in. From everywhere. I'm looking for the same in an OA partner. Someone who can't and won't change their life circumstances, but who still wants to love with big, bright, bold colors in a way that their real life partner can't give or receive.

Ideally, your body is soft like your heart. I get butterflies for big, soft, feminine curves. Women who aren't afraid to take up space physically, mentally, or emotionally. Women who love their friends (and their partners!) and their hobbies and the world around them and themselves.

I'm 6'4", have a glorious salt-and-pepper beard, work a pink collar job, played college sports, saw the Eras Tour five times, play tabletop games, am an excellent cook, and once in awhile poke my head in places like this to see if I can get the spark back.

Is it you? If you're still reading and wondering, you should message me. Not because I'm in a rush; this is going to be a slow, glorious burn. No, just because I'm excited to meet you. To learn the cadence of how you write. The map to your heart. To start our story, whatever it may become.

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Age
42
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a female
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