To try and weed as many out as possible here are reasons why I am not the one for you. I am not a happy person, I am not bubbly, don't really have a positive outlook, road rage is concerning, and one big hot mess. I'm not saying I'm negative and going to complain all the time but probably most of it. I am 6ft tall and probably at 180 thanks to the holidays but I try to stay in shape. I have a few tattoos, my septum is pierced, long brown/red hair, blue eyes. I will not ever wake up 2 hours early to do hair and make-up, prefer sports to shopping, love hiking/camping, gaming (if I have time), and during the summer I spend as much time at the lake as possible. I have a very eclectic taste in music, movies, and tv shows so I am positive we can find something in common with them. I do love to complain but life is way too short to be serious all the time. I love to laugh, typically at the most inappropriate times, because my humor is dark. I am a mother of 1 and they made sure to wreck my perfect body on the way out but totally worth it.

About you: Tall, HWP, Attractive, close to my age, not offended easily, and you don't take life that seriously. Must be available more than work hours, talkative, and willing to match and exceed my effort. While I am a parent I don't mind if you aren't. The key thing is NOT happy in your marriage. No cake eaters or "happy except DB" please. I am not happy in my marriage and I need to be able to connect with someone that only truly understands why we are here.

I am not looking to divorce and run off together but I am looking for someone that makes me feel that way, ya know? We can fantasize about meeting at the airport and picking somewhere to live forever. I am not in this for a mediocre relationship. I want all the feels, perks, bad days, love (yep I said it), gifts, and everything else we can hope for. I want us to be the only person we don't have to lie to. Not just good morning and goodnight messages. Sexting is not my thing because it gets boring. Not saying there won't be anything along those lines but lets be real, we can only type the same thing over and over for so long. If you reply to this with something I can possibly think it was copy/paste or low effort of any kind I will not respond.