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I'm not sure why I'm posting. I have a great life, wife and kids. I'm in great shape, I'm objectively good looking and, goddamnit, I'm charming. Boyish energy and a Harrison Ford smile.
But oftentimes I am awoken, at three in the morning, by screams in the attic. I run upstairs, wrench the door open, call out a warning and try not to sound panicked. My hammering heart hears the voices and black eyes find me almost at once. I can't see, run away or take air into my lungs to scream for help that won't come.
Anyway I'm looking for someone who, like, gets it. Or is just down to chat for a while and see if we like eachother. Some irreverent conversation goes a long way. Please be in good shape and reasonably attractive since at some point we're trying to have an affair here. No judgement but please be capable of some nuance and/or have good tips for home renovations.
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