So... there's a hill I'm willing to die on. It's a pretty nice hill. And then, there's also my inability to use idioms properly.

There's also 'Hey there'--- the best opening line when meeting someone. If you disagree, come to my hill to discuss our disagreements while we sip metaphorical coffee. And even if you agree that 'hey there' is awesome opening line, still come to my hill. Send a chat. It's a pretty nice hill where no one ever dies. And did I say that I'm bad at using idioms?

Oh, and if you don't drink coffee--- Well, first, what's wrong with you?--- but also bring your tea pot and tea bags, or orange juice, or wine bottle (I have the corkscrew, don't worry), or that 64 oz Nalgene you carry to gym and fill with electrolyte-enriched ph-neutral, zero-calories, naturally-flavored mega-hydrating drink.

And if you don't go to the gym, that's also okay. I'll brag about two pull-ups I did the other day, then shut up so we can talk about Renaissance Medici family, the fall of Bretton Woods system, variability of zinc finger protein structural motifs, overuse of ellipsis, parentheses ( or --- EM dashes ---) in modern literature, Neville-Stokes equations, thermonuclear reactions fueling stars or things that brought us here, to this hill, and what we want, what we enjoy, and what we desire. And yes, we can even touch dreaded topics related to cooking, hiking, traveling, true crime, and scary movies... if you want to.

And speaking of what I want, well... I want you. Someone to have a chancve to slowly get to know and see what happens next. Someone who cares what we say, enjoys the conversation, and won't badger me to send her pict two minutes in the conversation (I won't ask for your pict either btw). Please be between 32 and 48.

About me: 40. M. USA. Tall. Educated. Compassionate. Amazing listener. Brilliant mind. Not narcissistic according to ChatGPT. I have an amazing sense of humor bested only by my ability to exaggerate my abilities. In short, I'm the bestest in every way, just like everyone else posting here.

So..

Hey there