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Hi! Fancy meeting you here.
If you’re here it hopefully means you’re in a place in your life where you know what you want or, at the very least, what you’re missing.
What do I want? Thanks for asking! I want a feisty, witty, (sometimes) salacious chat pal who can be my secret friend for the times when marriage is lonely. Someone who can make me chuckle and keep up but isn’t afraid to talk about feelings. I want an unabashed online affair and hopefully a slow burn that will feed us both. Also, a strong jawline never hurts.
What am I? Married. Adorable. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. A hoot to be around. Not an athlete but will walk for coffee. Animal-lover. Music-consumer. Blue-eyed. Kind.
Things I imagine we’d banter about in no particular order: the best crunchy snacks, gardening, our office enemies, marriage stuff (no bashing, ew), movies, trash tv, and at some point, how cute I am 💅
I won’t be available all day every day for you and I expect you’d be the same. Have hobbies, friends, and a life outside of me. I’d like us to be a fun little respite for each other. That’s about it.
Now run along and write me your love poems and paragraphs full of praise. Or maybe just a little something about you. What have you been hyper-fixating on lately? DMs with dick pics will be immediately incinerated and the owner castrated. Thanks and chat soon😘
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