I’m married but feeling incredibly lonely as of late. So here I am just a girl in front of a bunch of guys asking you to choose me, pick me, like me just like that greys anatomy girl.

I want a best friend who knows you intimately through the phone. I want to share my new coffee order I’m obsessed with. Hot or cold? I’ll keep on your toes with it. I want to talk your ear off about the new book I’m reading. I’m even open to starting a 2 person book club. I want to know what makes your heart happy. Is it watching the sunset over a pretty view from wherever you are from or…? Idk but I’d like to find someone to share all of those little things and some of the big things.

I don’t think it happens fast like overnight but rather builds over time. It might take 2 weeks or it might take 3 months. Call it a slow burn but just call me yours.

I’ll be upfront with what I’m looking for because it’s only fair not to waste anyone’s time. I’m not looking for a sexual relationship. I don’t want to “play” or sext or whatever y’all are getting up to in DMs. I understand the majority are already missing that aspect in their marriage and that’s why you’re here. Unfortunately, it’s not for me. Playful flirting? Sure. I like attention as much as the next. More than that? Nah. Im not interested. Doesn’t mean I won’t shower you with attention in other ways.

This post seems kind of serious but I’m actually really funny. I promise!

Other than that a few notes of interest are I’m EST. I’m open to other time zones but if it’s difficult to find time it might not work out. Ideally 30-45 but would make exceptions depending on how cool you are.