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39 [M4F] Tips to start the New Year being 100% successful in this group. Guaranteed!
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Allothernamesrtakn is a male
age
39
looking for
a female
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Hi guys, and welcome to my free, money back guarantee course on how to be successful in the world of online based affairs. Follow these simple steps? And it will almost be cheating, how easy you will find the multiple ‘loyal connections’ that you desperately seek!!
Posting Steps:
- Firstly: when posting, make sure you make it very clear that you’re after a genuine connection - even though you’re going to ask for a pic within the first 3 texts just to ensure there is physical attraction that you failed to mention in your original post. Also, make sure you have a pic of you in a suit at your brother’s wedding 13 years ago ready, just in case you are forced to reciprocate.
- Be sure to mention things like that you’re loyal (obviously this is proven by the fact you’re in an affairs group, but doesn’t hurt just to reiterate it) as well as confirm you’re after ‘those butterflies’ and a kinky escape that your wife just doesn’t understand. This things are rarely mentioned in M4F posts and will really help you stand out from the rest.
- The term ‘Dad Bod’ is a fantastic way to avoid terms such as obese, and overweight. Make sure you also mention that you used to be in better shape. This will make women feel for you, and ignore that you now pant like a hungry hyena when you walk up some stairs.
- Remember to mention that you’re in a dead bedroom and miss the flirting. You don’t want to seem too desperate, but subliminally you need to make sure they know that after an hour of conversation, 95% of the conversation will involve your dick.
- Ensure you have a catchy heading for your post. Lyrics to a Taylor Swift song, or a Christmas carol have never been used before, or if you’re feeling a bit risqué - go strait to using words like ‘flirt and feels’ or ‘seeking kinky partner’ - these are never used and will really help you gain attention against your boring competition.
Advice when replying:
- Don’t just settle for replying via DM. Make sure you also comment on their posts, letting them know that you have left them a DM. Women are simple creatures and you would hate for her to of missed your DM. She’s only receiving another 48103 messages after all.
- Dont be fooled by believing what she has said. Sure, she may of asked for a 30 year old, in shape guy in a similar time zone, but that doesn’t necessarily rule you out. Just comment something like - “I’m a few (20 years) older than your range and am not at all in shape, I also live the other side of the world - but I wish you luck in your search. This will ensure that when she wakes up and changes her mind completely on what she’s looking for? You will be forefront of the list!!
- Have a chat history. Women love to see the 80 other women you have replied to in the last 24 hours, just so they know they have to bring their A game to seduce you. It keeps them on their toes.
- Have a ‘copy and paste’ reply that covers all bases. This saves you actually having to read their posts in full. As soon as you see a F4M post, instantly send your reply. It’s all about efficiency.
- Sign up to my online course if you really want the edge over your competitors. For roughly the same price as your 18 year old step daughters Only Fans that you’re subscribed to, you can ensure you get the right tools to make you king of the Online Affairs castle. Don’t hesitate - PM me for more details, and incase I miss it, also comment on my post telling me that you have DMd me. Being the master of online infidelity is only a click away….
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