… *I’m going to read all messages/chat requests and then make my pick, but it might take a day or two. If you don’t have that patience, you are only looking for a fleeting distraction anyway and that is not what I am looking for. *

As the year is coming to an end, I am finding myself back to square one in my search for someone who relights my fire and lets me forget about the cold and dreariness that don’t seem to find an end these days…

I thought I had that someone, but it did not work out after all. And this time around, instead of making a list of the things I’m looking for, I’m telling you what I am not going to put up with:

• being seen as a free adult content provider on demand
• dishonesty. I know... but if I cannot trust you. I will not be attracted to you 🤷‍♀️
• erratic communication patterns and scarce availability
• a cake eater
• someone who does not look after himself

(Little “did you read my post” check and for your reference, so you know what time of day it is for me: I’m in GMT 1)

Now, if you have been shaking your head while reading through my list because you can confidently say that the above does not apply to you and if you want to put up with my demands, please read on. Because maybe you are interested in talking to a woman who is

• 43 year old
• 167cm short/tall (depends on your perspective)
• brunette with dark brown eyes 
• objectively attractive 
• in decent to good shape
• in a long term relationship that turned into a roommate situation

and if you are also willing and ready to exchange a current(!) selfie rather sooner than later, and move the conversation to Telegram or Threema at some point, then it might be worth to reach out and tell me briefly about yourself and what you are looking for.