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Dear Diaryā¦
Just kidding.
Lately, Iāve been fascinated with Minnesota. Is it the accent? Or have I just been watching too much Fargo?
Anyway, letās see whatās in Pandoraās box today...
Married ā 38F, brown hair, brown eyes, and a petite frame currently fueled by an unhealthy obsession with steak (thanks, low iron). I work outānot as a hobby, but because itās my way of dodging the genetic lottery. Letās just say, I do what I can to avoid the inevitable. Hobbies? Travel, or youāll find me treasure hunting and cooking without a recipe (I can make a feast out of practically nothing). And if we ever get lost in the woods, donāt worryāIāll make sure we eat.
What Iām Looking For Iām looking for married white man between 35-45 (strict age rangeāno exceptions). Brown hair, brown eyes, and 5'9"-6'0" (no taller, please). Clean shaven or stubble. If you look like the "next door dad" type, have a dad bod, or tattoos that belong on a public bathroom stall, weāre probably not a match. Iām sure there are women out there for thatājust not me. Iām also not into cake eaters or men who brag about having "multiple successful affairs." There's nothing impressive about starting the same dysfunctional relationship over and over. Thereās even a medical term for that cycle. But hey, Iām not here to judge... Iāll leave that to the professionals.
Also, Iām not into men who donāt know what they want or who are still āfiguring it out.ā Please, no one from the following states: Arizona, Kansas, Missouri, Georgia, or Texas. Youāre probably lovely, but I do not want to.
Abcd here comes the guy who doesnāt know how to read!
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