I am looking for something that has the potential to become more homegrown. I've found the women I've connected with on other subs to be a little much or lacking in some form or fashion.

OA women seem to get it, OA women on the East Coast, West Coast, or CST. The problem is I'm MST. I'm MST in the state in which the affair gods have demarcated as a "fuck you in particular" zone for having a flourishing torrid affair.

I've got the looks, wit, charm, personality, and emotional intelligence that would crown me the Jonny Appleseed of panty-dropping in any other state, but here I am, Hellboy living the life of Danny Tanner (Full House).

I'm not just after a quick fling or a day of dalliance. I want somebody to be my person.

I don't have hard limits on what I'm looking for and who you should be.

I am an attractive, interesting, well-rounded person, and I prefer we find out our compatibility through substantive conversation before verifying mutual attraction via Telegram.

For those of you that have specific types. I have no tattoos or facial hair and keep things clean and tight. I have a thick-fit dad bod with muscles and a great smile, and I have been called everything from beautiful to handsome to not my type. YMMV.

If you are reading this on Sunday, after going to church to keep up pretenses, there's a good chance you are a bad person trying to be good.

Hellboy approves.

I would insert some random Full House comment here and try to loop this around to you being Hellgirl living the life of Pamela Tanner, but we all know she died in a car accident shortly after giving birth to Michelle.

Fun fact. Pamela went to hell and I dropped her panties.