I am hoping to find someone that's looking to make a connection. I want someone I can't wait to talk to. Can't wait to hear from. Think about all day. I want you tired from running through my damn mind constantly. I'm not looking to change anyone's situation. My life isn't perfect but it's alright and I don't want to mess it up, or mess yours up.

I am 42 and on the east coast of Canada. Preferred time zones are CST, EST or AST. I would prefer you are close to my age. I don't mind younger, or older within reason. I would prefer someone that I get on with naturally. I hate when a conversation feels forced and I'd prefer things to happen organically. It makes the banter and flirting more fun and leafs to a much better build up.

Things I like we may have in common: I love to cook I love sports, mainly hockey, baseball and football I love animals and have pets I am married and have no kids of my own but do have a stepson I enjoy gaming I gave a good sense of humour which is mostly sarcastic and dark mixed with dad jokes (see the running through my head line) If looks are 100% the most important thing I am not your guy. I'm cute, sometimes I'm downright handsome. But I'm chubby with a salt and pepper beard and shaved head, so if you're looking for ripped abs and bulging...biceps, it's not me. I am free to talk most of the time. Life happens and sometimes we can't answer and that's okay. When it goes days upon days with no answer I'll assume you're bored of me and moving on, which is cool, but please just let me know if it isn't working. I'm an adult. I can take it and I'll only cry in the shower for so long.

If you've read all this you deserve a prize. Sadly the only thing I can give you is time and attention, so if you've made it this far send me a message to claim your prize!