Fuck a healthy relationship. I've never had one, they sound boring.

I'm a traumatized, slightly mentally ill, a little more slightly immature woman with an above average intelligence, a dark sense of humour, and a strong craving for the kind of passion women write books about.

If the idea of your attention being demanded scares you, I'm not the one for you. If you're going to be all like "uhh I can't talk, my wife is right there" - you're not toxic, move along.

**before you go any further, I dont reply to low effort messages. Give me more than a single sentence, don't copy/paste and show me you read this.** there's also 70 of you in my request box I haven't replied to yet. Feel free to try again. I don't feel up to playing whack-a-mole figuring out who's around

I'm 5'5, mid-sized, red hair, blue eyes, pale skin, no tattoos or piercings, and a great set of tits with a better ass. Married 5 years, together 20.

Here's the thing. I want the emotions. I want an illicit, intense, torrid affair where we put in the work to get every moment with one another. Late nights, snuck phone calls, your name constantly at the top of the list in my telegram list and the names when I hit "share" on anything. I want that "illegal" kind of love.

Random things about me ~ Music lover with over 60000 minutes clocked on Spotify ~ concert lover ~ very loud football fan ~ a practicing pagan ~ an outdoors kinda girl ~ animal lover

You should be ~ In your 30s or early 40s. Seriously. An outdoors kinda guy. At least kinda fit. I'm sorry, I'm just not into heavy guys. Experienced in talking to women. I need a guy who's got some game and can talk as well as he flirts. Someone who wants more than just sex. We're gonna trade pics pretty quick and telegram is the chat of choice is the vibe goes. My preference is for white guys

Soooo if it sounds like somethin you might be into ... hit my dms. Let's see what's up. Tell me what we'd do on a first date.