Hi there. Thanks for stopping by!

37F, married with children. I’m curvy and short. I’m silly, playful, and sorta funny. Sarcasm and a tad bit of sass come along with the package. Educated. I’m open-minded, progressive, and non-judgmental.

I swear like a sailor but know how to be polite and function in society. I prefer to be introverted and enjoy being at home reading a book, though I sometimes have more “wild” nights—it just depends on how I want to roll that day. I’m a big fan of matching other people’s energy.

I am in the Central Time Zone, but different time zones are okay. I am not interested in sexting or sending pics every day for at least 30 days—I’d like to focus on a very slow burn. I also don’t want to be the only one asking questions or holding the entire conversation. I’m really looking for someone who can match my level of communicative engagement while we get to know one another.

I love hearing about someone’s day, their thoughts, and even seeing random pictures of things they find interesting or beautiful (NOT your junk). I’m a sucker for the mundane details that build up our everyday lives.

I enjoy getting to know “weird” people. I also like outcasts, dreamers, deep thinkers, nerds, and folks with high emotional intelligence.

My job and life allow me to give quite a bit of attention to whoever I’m speaking with. If that’s something you’re really looking for, I can absolutely deliver.

I don’t want to give away everything about myself or my personality here. So yes, this post is dry AF.

Hopefully, about you: You’re married (preferably with children), 37-50 age range ideally and not a super serious person. If you're looking for a “professional woman", that is not me. You can hold a conversation for 30 whole days without sending unsolicited pictures of your junk. You’re able to laugh at yourself, be teased (non-sexually), and poke fun at me too. Seduce my mind.

Ideally, we’ll gain laughter and inspiration from this connection.

Only use Telegram.

Take care :)