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Do you ever look around and wonder if anyone around you is secretly scrolling the internet for married babes or bros?
Want to go to the mall and we can sit, people watch and guess who is one of us?
Hellllo there lovely ladies of Reddit.
Was today one of the Mondayiest Fridays ever? Or were you still deep in holiday days?
Are you out there looking for a new secret pocket pal to bring into the New Year?
I know a guy, let me tell you about him.
Your typical suburban married dad. I got a mean lawn and shovel the driveway in exceptional fashion. I will make small talk with who ever crosses my path but will walk the other way when I see someone I actually kinda know. I’m funny, witty, laid back and easy going.
I’m tall, I have dark hair, currently in my short beard season (or era maybe?) I am gainfully employed, I enjoy working out, playing sports and just being generally active.
I typically got a good parlay going on Sundays but I try not to chase on the Monday.
What I’m looking for:
Someone fun, easy to talk to, generally positive and upbeat. I like a good smile and laugh. I enjoy someone who likes to share their days, sneak in a phone chat here and there. Just looking for the right vibes!
I am in the CST, so I feel like I can manage coast to coast and I would say between 30-45 is a reasonable age range.
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