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planetfunction is a male age 34 looking for a female
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I need to get out of advertising, it fucks with my brain.

Seeking some sort of thing. Not sure what it is either, letā€™s figure it out together.

I like to laugh as much as anyone else does, but my sense of humor can be mean girl at times. Iā€™m tired of apologizing for it. If you can take a joke and hit back, Iā€™m almost in. Thereā€™s a certain type of creativity necessary to properly roast someone and thatā€™s the type of cook Iā€™m looking to keep around my kitchen.

Please be at least educated and able to carry a conversation. The worst thing on earth is ā€œhey,ā€ - what am I to do with that? I can solve most issues but thereā€™s zero space between that Y and quotation mark.

Finally, we either both know why weā€™re here, or we donā€™t, right? I imagine your life at home sucks. Mine does too. If you really didnā€™t want to blow up my life, then what do you wanna do? Hear about how much I like microfiber cloths? Iā€™m fascinated by the journey to this destination and its purpose, if that purpose really is not to blow up the lives of two people.

What do you think it is? Are we all not looking for the final, and penultimate trade-up? Find the actual soulmate drifting through the world and grab them here, while we can. Is that not what this is for? I genuinely am down to discuss this while getting to know someone.

On preferences: I just like people near or around my age? Upper limit is likely 43ā€“we gotta both be able to remember that dark water pirate cartoon no one remembers the name of. I think there were wizards in it or something too. If you can add to that description, please do.

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a male
Age
34
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a female
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