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Hey there Cowboy Are you looking for something fun to get you through the winter?
How about a traumatized, slightly mentally ill, a little more slightly immature woman with an above average intelligence, a dark sense of humour, and a strong craving for the kind of passion women write books about?
If the idea of your attention being demanded scares you, I'm not the one for you. If you're going to be all like "uhh I can't talk, my wife is right there" - you're not toxic, move along.
**before you go any further, I dont reply to low effort messages. Give me more than a single sentence, don't copy/paste and show me you read this.**
I'm 5'5, mid-sized, red hair, blue eyes, pale skin, no tattoos or piercings, and a great set of tits with a better ass. Married 5 years, together 20.
Here's the thing. I want the emotions. I want an illicit, intense, torrid affair where we put in the work to get every moment with one another. Late nights, snuck phone calls, your name constantly at the top of the list in my telegram list and the names when I hit "share" on anything. I want that "illegal" kind of love.
Random things about me ~ Music lover with over 60000 minutes clocked on Spotify ~ concert lover ~ very loud football fan ~ a practicing pagan ~ an outdoors kinda girl ~ animal lover
You should be ~ In your 30s or early 40s. Seriously. An outdoors kinda guy. At least kinda fit. I'm sorry, I'm just not into heavy guys Experienced in talking to women. I need a guy who's got some game and can talk as well as he flirts. Someone who wants more than just sex
Soooo if it sounds like you... hit my dms. Let's see what's up. Tell me what we'd do on a first date.
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