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I haven’t been around these parts for quite some time, and to be honest it’s been a nice break, but I think I’m ready to dive back in again and experience the thrill.
The thrill of sifting through hundreds of chat requests. Okay fine, dozens of chat requests.
…okay fine. A FEW chat requests. Yeah that might be a little optimistic, but “shoot for the moon and hit the sun” or whatever.
Imagine, if you will, a mid-30s dad who checks pretty much all of those mid-30s dad boxes (graying hair, carrying some extra weight, glasses sometimes, back hurts a lot). But now also imagine that he’s kinda hot. Now you’ve almost got it. Imagine he’s just a tiny bit hotter. Ok good you’re really close. I’ll help you fill in some more of the details.
Now with that great imagination of yours, imagine that he’s looking for an attractive married mom between the ages of 25-45. The mom thing and the age thing are more of a guideline than a hard requirement. Next, imagine that he’s hoping this person is someone who doesn’t take herself too seriously, loves to laugh, and wants to have lots of conversation. Ranging from the mundane, to the absurd, to the spicy. Someone who’s willing to experience these things together through text, phone call, video, etc. Someone who’s not afraid of big feelings and is confident in their ability to do this.
If you’re a fan of where your imagination went with these things, and are interested in crushing that perfect image you created by actually getting to know me, please feel free to reach out with a chat request. Would love to get to know you :)
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