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I miss parity of desire and interest: being ridiculously, absurdly into someone who is ridiculously, absurdly into me. Conversations that are self-sustaining, having to pull ourselves apart at bedtime, and racing to be the first to say good-morning. Someone to be the someone I tell when I must tell someone. "Oh my god, I can't wait to tell [your name here] about this!"
I'm searching for a movie-quoting stoner to geek out with. A genuinely funny sarcastic wit to "yes, and..." With. Someone introspective, dedicated to self-improvement and emotional intelligence but in the proverbial (and dreaded) roommate situation. Someone who can accept praise and needs a partner who is cheesy, and verbally affectionate.
I want to go on virtual movie dates (I've an entire catalog of bad movies to make you watch), and be a two person book club. I want to listen to your sad-girl playlist. I want to rub brains with you.
I'm a big, burly, broad-shouldered, bald, bearded, bespectacled, blaspheming, bi-curious-curious bibliophile. A logophile, story-teller, illustrator, dungeon master, game-maker, inconsistent hyphenator, champion-of-the-serial-comma, and night owl. Iām progressive, pro-choice, pro-science, anti-fascist, and sex-positive. I'm left of Bernie, and an ex-cultist.
My kink is explicitly expressed consent and my limit is anything less than egalitarian parity.
A little house-keeping: we should be in a similar situation relationship-wise. Married with kids, living in separate rooms, starving for intimacy. Emotionally and physically done with our partners but lacking an option to leave.
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