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To the other 88% of people, I am truly sorry.
I bet you're wondering what you're going to get in return with this potential relationship. Well first off, my teeth are brushed. Constantly. No gingivitis on this guy. I know that doesn't mean much over the Internet but it doesn't hurt either.
Height? Hitting 6 feet!
Nature lover? I'm not littering am I?
Like dogs? Not only do I like dogs but I'm going to one up you with cats too.
Hair? Head, face and legs!
Any felonies? Not even a misdemeanor!
I bet you're wondering how this could get any better. Well I'm going to tell you; one time I met Scott Bakula. Now you can ask me to tell you that story or it can come up organically.
Lightning round!
Kids! The best! Married? Guess how that's going. In shape? You'd better believe it, man. Kinks? We all got em.
Hope to hear from you!
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