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39[F4M] Want to make 2025 our year?
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CommonCatastrophe is a female age 39 looking for a male
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Hi! Let's just get straight to it.

Me: 39, female, wife, mom, employed, somewhat functioning member of society. Brown hair, blue-eyed, tall-ish, plus-sized. Enjoys books, doom scrolling, getting emotionally attached, collecting hobbies, making dreams, and killing plants. Passionate, caring, insatiably curious, ambitious, and painfully introverted. Irreverently funny, will laugh at a funeral but cries during Disney movies. Wants a relationship that spans years, not months, and knows how to put in the effort to make it happen. Dead bedroom marriage, lonely, but never desperate.

You: 35ish-45ish, male, husband, dad, employed, somewhat functioning member of society. Has a body of any shape and is attracted to pretty plus-sized women. Enjoys being emotionally available, has hobbies, goals, and dreams. Is no more than 30% dead inside. Smart, kind, loving, thoughtful, laid-back, and hopefully not an introvert because we need at least one of us to be able to make a phone call without having a panic attack. Funnier than your friends. Wants a relationship that spans years, not months and is willing to put in the effort to make it happen. Dead marriage, lonely, but never desperate.

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They Are
a female
Age
39
Looking For
a male
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