I know. I shouldn’t be looking to get high but here I am. I just need one little hit and then I’ll get out of here… Hopefully

My wish list for a new chat partner who is woman built like a Pixar Mom, equipped with witty exchange, dark humor and sarcasm to create some escapism. Isnt realistic but I have hope, she will slide… into my DMs.

• black, father, Married, not in anyway miserable nor do I want that energy. Experienced in this lifestyle. Im no Bill from accounting that assumes after asking you what your favorite color is or your dream vacation that I get to ask you to show me your nipples. Jack Mehoff from here who thinks Hey, DM me, is enticing. Conversation is key,Mutual attraction is a must, laughter is medicine,good vibes are the destination. I match energy and effort and enjoy the same.

-Full understanding between fantasy and reality(at least moderate sanity is a MUST) While I enjoy creating a place that would be just our own. Whether that means shit talking Karen from work, telling me things I already know like my puppies are adorable or pretend to be impressed with my HUGE D…. Bourbon collection. Life is tricky, hard and complicated, having daily hits of pocket dope mean, definitely can help make this crazy ride, we call life, more enjoyable. A healthy mix of pocket porn star, comedian, confident, hype-man and friend all blended together.

-Normally this is where I’d leave a physical description of myself but instead, I’ll leave a cliffhanger. Past Reddit encounters have described me as a 14.6/10 ( on the reddit scale), Hot football dad, Super not ugly, great value Tyrese and a catfish( I think thats a compliment)….. 😂

Anyways, so if you happen to be a fun, loving woman, who can match my energy, loves to laugh, takes pride in her appearance(HWP) and has to wrestle her Lululemon/scrubs over her🍑. Run don’t walk to my DM’s, ciao for now!

Ps: just so I know you read this, please understand I ONLY SNAP, most likely not getting any other apps and the end goal is to leave Reddit because it sucks lol Tell me your favorite cocktail to drink while watching football!