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Just an unfulfilled professionally successful dad looking for his virtual partner in adulterous crime. Tall and handsome, short groomed beard with a bit of gray creeping in, follicly challenged with a clean shaved head, blue eyes, and a burly build.
Ideal applicants should have an above average sense of humor that is a perfect balance of dark, dirty, edgy and definitely not PC. You should also have a good personality with some depth. Anywhere between 30 and 40 is probably best, and either a night owl or in CST or further west would be best. Not a requirement, but you being a mom is probably better for us clicking.
Red flags for me: Not liking 90s music Your career being the only thing you can talk about Being a cake eater
Green flags Your hair isn’t green…. Or purple Can take a joke and love to laugh Here to make your AP smile and have a meaningful connection. Can actually hold a conversation. Sad I have to write that, but we’re all here for our reasons and I’m not here to simply be someone’s entertainment.
If you’re interested, send a chat with some info about yourself and your favorite line from Christmas Vacation.
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