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It's not too late for your Christmas wish to come true: if your Christmas wish is to find your person.
We've hours to spare.
Inside me are two wolves. One is a hopeless romantic who races into the holiday season hoping it will be the first in a very long time that's not marked by heightened feelings of internal isolation. The other is a jaded cynic who knows serendipity and magic are fantasies informed by too many Christmas movies. You can guess which one usually wins.
Let's see if the Christmas miracle we both feel we're overdue for finally takes place.
I'm searching for a movie-quoting stoner to geek out with. A genuinely funny sarcastic wit to "yes, and..." With. I want to remember what it feels like to be desired, to feel interesting.
Someone introspective, dedicated to self-improvement and emotional intelligence but in the proverbial (and dreaded) roommate situation. Someone who can accept praise and needs a partner who is cheesy, and verbally affectionate.
I need someone to be the someone who I tell when I have someone I must tell someone. I want to go on virtual movie dates (I've an entire catalog of bad movies to make you watch), and be a two person book club. I want to listen to your sad-girl playlist. I want to rub brains with you.
I'm a big, burly, broad-shouldered, bald, bearded, bespectacled, blaspheming, bi-curious-curious bibliophile. A logophile, story-teller, illustrator, dungeon master, game-maker, inconsistent hyphenator, champion-of-the-serial-comma, and night owl. Iām progressive, pro-choice, pro-science, anti-fascist, and sex-positive. I'm left of Bernie, and an ex-cultist.
My kink is explicitly expressed consent and my limit is anything less than egalitarian parity.
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