This post has been de-listed
It is no longer included in search results and normal feeds (front page, hot posts, subreddit posts, etc). It remains visible only via the author's post history.
Hey there! Merry Christmas
I’m a 42-year-old professional from the Northeast US, stuck in a marriage that’s about as exciting as watching paint dry. I have kids (yes, I’ve perfected the art of stepping on Legos without crying), and I hope you do too—because battle scars are bonding.
If you’re in a vanilla marriage as well, then congratulations, we’ve already got something in common! I’m 6 feet tall, fit, and apparently have a smile that makes women weak in the knees (their words, not mine—I promise I’m not that guy). Pics? Sure! Let’s swap early on if we vibe—because chemistry doesn’t wait.
What am I looking for? Just someone who’ll actually listen without launching into a TED Talk on how my life choices led me here (my home audience already has that covered). I’m not asking for your undying devotion—just a little attention to remind us both that we’re still awesome despite our midlife chaos.
I want to share the silly, the serious, and everything in between. Let’s create a little oasis where we can be ourselves—no judgment, no stress, just laughs and connection. Bonus points if you can match my sarcasm!
If this sounds like the kind of adventure you’re up for, drop me a message with your age, gender, and location. Looking forward to finding someone who gets my humor (and maybe even enjoys it).
Let’s turn the vanilla into Neapolitan, shall we?
Subreddit
Post Details
- Posted
- 19 hours ago
- Reddit URL
- View post on reddit.com
- External URL
- reddit.com/r/OnlineAffai...